soarry: I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder
zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
petewentzturnedmikeywayscene: if you are actually stupid enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to cry because they don’t know how to handle a situation, I most likely hate you and you should just get the fuck out.
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
mit10z: some songs wake up my inner stripper some people wake up my inner stripper
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
laugh-addict: do you ever get that feeling when you remember really bad memories and you just
fffcuk: please don’t hit on the person i like
orgygami: when theres a long intro before a music video
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
ec0phobia: That empty feeling you get when you don’t talk to someone that you’re used to talking to everyday.
robynmargaret: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes there is no limit to the amount of jokes we have, the limit does not exist
royalteens: i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
i love boys
i hate boys
methlabrador: hotbabysitter: What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently. fuck kind of bus do you ride
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come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
jenthesoprano: I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like
pokemonyewest: Hate gets you nowhere You gotta be positive
icwok: send me nudes and i’ll rate your parents’ disappointment